Griffin: Sometimes I wish I could be a girl.
Me: Really, why is that?
Griffin: Because only girls get to have babies in their bellies.
Griffin: But I know everything.
Brandon: What makes you think that?
Griffin: (sigh) Because I turned four.
Grayson: (after bringing a book to me on the couch) Up! Book!
Me: You want me to read you a book?
Grayson: (huge smile) Book!