Griffin: Can I take my pants off?
Me: I guess.
Griffin: Yay! Party Time!
Me: Why do you like ducks so much?
Griffin: Because I like seeing them as one big family.
Me: Maybe one day you would give me a granddaughter.
Griffin: Does that mean you will be old?
Me: I would be like Grandma Laurie.
Griffin: Oh, that's not old.
Griffin: How you doing little mama?
Me: Please don't call me that.